Wilo in Wiggle World

I love how UPS workers apparently have the ability to teleport

knock on door, “UPS!”, I open it instantly, NO HUMAN NO FOOTSTEPS JUST BOX

I live on the 3rd floor, did he jump off the balcony

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Lively ostracods, smaller than poppy seeds.

I like that there’s no context or scale here, so I’m free to imagine them as lil airborne grape-size friends.

happynuke:

racieb:

oripoke:

I really, really love Keitai Denjuu Telefang (A.K.A “Mobile Electric Beast: Telefang”). It’s my favorite obscure monster collecting series, and it was only localized in English in the form of “Pokemon Diamond and Jade”, bootleg games for the Gameboy Color that had a…

I always wanted to play these but I could never find that patch, even when I asked on a fan forum, nobody had any idea. Hope this gets more popular!

Which forum was that? The only Telefang-specific fan forum that exists is Tulunk Village and that’s where the patch originated :F

Keitai Denjuu Telefang

oripoke:

I really, really love Keitai Denjuu Telefang (A.K.A “Mobile Electric Beast: Telefang”). It’s my favorite obscure monster collecting series, and it was only localized in English in the form of “Pokemon Diamond and Jade”, bootleg games for the Gameboy Color that had a piss-poor translation and were rife with bugs. Nevertheless, Telefang is a severely underrated game due to its creativity, charm, and wacky monster designs.

Seriously, check this dude out:

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This is Easydog, he’s a dog motorcycle cyborg that evolves from a ninja dog called Beebalm when you fuse it with a tire. Did I mention that Denjuu (their name means “Electric monster”) evolve by fusing with various weapons? No? Did I also mention that when you battle with them, you use a cell phone to call them up to fight for you? And that they’ll randomly call you in the overworld to shoot the shit and talk about stuff like the weather and their favorite type of curry? This game has a delightfully weird charm that sets it apart from your run-of-the-mill Pokemon clone.

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There’s an English translation patch which, although it is not yet complete, has a good chunk of the story and all of the battle and flavor text translated so that you can experience this game for yourself. I’m sad that it didn’t catch on to the same degree as Pokemon and Digimon did (in fact the company that made it had to shut down, but not before making a sequel for the Gameboy Advance, Telefang 2). I recommend this game to anyone who’s fond of retro pokemonesque games; like me, you may find yourself charmed by its unique, creative, and often downright weird style.

PLAY TELEFANG!

Look at all these true-ass facts being said ^ ^ ^

thebigdeepcheatsy replied to your photoset “I’ve recently reopened my realistic monster sketch commissions, these…”

Just to be asking, what about Godzilla kaijus?

I don’t see why not? :V

alaspargus:

Daily Speedpainting : Black Eyes - less than 30mn

alaspargus:

Daily Speedpainting : Black Eyes - less than 30mn

davince21:

According to this package, my birds really have to perform manual labor in order to enjoy their tasty snack.
This picture always cracked me up for some reason. They have a few other versions for different birds, too.

I’m choosing to interpret this as, birds venture into the seed log mines to extract mystery prizes (fruit / bees / eggs)

davince21:

According to this package, my birds really have to perform manual labor in order to enjoy their tasty snack.

This picture always cracked me up for some reason. They have a few other versions for different birds, too.

I’m choosing to interpret this as, birds venture into the seed log mines to extract mystery prizes (fruit / bees / eggs)

buggirl:

I recently posted a photo such as this, where I’m holding Linda the Black Widow,  on my blog and the comments coming in are kinda cracking me up.
Here are a few:
“what is photoshop”-
Well, if you knew me personally, you’d understand why this is funny.  I am so computer illiterate I could never use photoshop- you’re lucky I know how to use tumblr…. Also, if you follow me, you know I hold all things “creepy” on a regular basis.
“this bitch really let a venomous spider bite her trying to be cute”
Apparently, I’m a bitch?  And who said Linda bit me?  I didn’t!  Black Widows are extremely shy and non-aggressive.  They are nothing to be afraid of, like any animal, if treated with respect (which usually means just leave it alone) and not threatened, they will not feel the need to defend themselves.  I was not “trying to be cute”..  The point of this blog is to educate others about the natural world.  Me holding a venomous beneficial black widow reinforces the point- most of the negative feelings people have towards spiders are based on irrational fear.
“Now they call her rotten hand”
Once again, you’d practically have to force a black widow to bite you.  Also, even if she were to bite me, it certainly would not rot my hand.  Black widow venom is a nuerotoxin, and does not cause necrosis.
Spread a little love to spiders and read about my research here.

Sadly, I totally expected those sorts of responses when I saw the photos; people who know nothing about animals are always so quick to point it out, aren’t they?

buggirl:

I recently posted a photo such as this, where I’m holding Linda the Black Widow,  on my blog and the comments coming in are kinda cracking me up.

Here are a few:

what is photoshop”-

Well, if you knew me personally, you’d understand why this is funny.  I am so computer illiterate I could never use photoshop- you’re lucky I know how to use tumblr…. Also, if you follow me, you know I hold all things “creepy” on a regular basis.

this bitch really let a venomous spider bite her trying to be cute

Apparently, I’m a bitch?  And who said Linda bit me?  I didn’t!  Black Widows are extremely shy and non-aggressive.  They are nothing to be afraid of, like any animal, if treated with respect (which usually means just leave it alone) and not threatened, they will not feel the need to defend themselves.  I was not “trying to be cute”..  The point of this blog is to educate others about the natural world.  Me holding a venomous beneficial black widow reinforces the point- most of the negative feelings people have towards spiders are based on irrational fear.

Now they call her rotten hand”

Once again, you’d practically have to force a black widow to bite you.  Also, even if she were to bite me, it certainly would not rot my hand.  Black widow venom is a nuerotoxin, and does not cause necrosis.

Spread a little love to spiders and read about my research here.

Sadly, I totally expected those sorts of responses when I saw the photos; people who know nothing about animals are always so quick to point it out, aren’t they?

I’ve recently reopened my realistic monster sketch commissions, these are done in a similar style to my Daily Denjuu drawings and I’ve done over 120 separate characters for these commissions in the past.

I’m happy to draw monsters of all kinds from whatever series you like, including Pokémon, fanmon / fakemon / fusions, Keitai Denjuu Telefang, Network Adventure Bugsite, GachaSta! Dino Device, Fighting Foodons / Bistro Recipe, Monster Rancher, Monster Hunter, Digimon, original characters, regular animals, etc etc.

What is Being Offered:
$10 for your favorite monster in a realistic style. Full color and about 500x500 px transparent-background PNGs. For group / party sketches, additional characters are +$5 each. If you would like something a bit different (larger image for example) or another type of commission entirely, just ask and we can work something out!

I can most easily be contacted by email (racieb at gmail) or over on deviantART.